What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 17:28

Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
After 70 years of the crappiest computers ever made, why does IBM exist?
Then came..
Still no good
So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
Which race of women are the hottest?
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
Can you make a fake K-pop group? It can be with any idols.
Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What are some downsides to living in Newfoundland and Labrador (besides the weather)?
Minds and Behinds
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Hysterias & Posteriors
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Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
No, not a chance
Is Veuve Clicquot Brut a good champagne?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
How would you describe modern day Russian society, beyond just politics?
Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why do liberals refuse to define what a woman is and what does that mean for the future of feminism?
No way
No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.